I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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