what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
We talked him into tasing himself.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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