I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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