I heard we made out
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I pour the whiskey from now on
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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