My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
This is my gift to your gina
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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