i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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