the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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