I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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