You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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