Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I was not drunk enough for that final.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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