I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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