Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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