You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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