I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
