don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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