Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
We had to coat check the pizza.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
its liver damage thursday
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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