i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
the gays at disneyland are vicious
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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