i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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