I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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