People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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