You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
When did angry sex become our thing?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
