You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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