Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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