so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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