reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I think your dad took our porno
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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