k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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