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One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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