we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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