just tell him i said nine months
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
