I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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