i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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