In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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