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she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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