And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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