where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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