I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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