Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
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