Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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