I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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