Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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