Christians are straight up FREAKS
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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