don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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