i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
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