I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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