Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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