belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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