if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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