4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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