He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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