I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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