Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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