I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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