I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Randomize
