the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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