can u get pink eye on your cock?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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